listen up, motherfuckers
This funny art is the perfect size for that part of your wall you just don’t know what to do with—or that shelf in your room that, let’s be honest, holds nothing but plants. Whatever room you’re looking to add some quippy words and tongue-in-cheek snark into, this customizable piece can do the trick.
Hand-typed on my great grandfather’s 1931 Remington Noiseless typewriter, this one-of-a-kind custom print brings some of the outdoors to you with a real pressed flower that will maintain its vibrancy year-round. Sustainable materials are used at every point of the creation and shipping process, so you can feel good that your purchase is friendly to the earth.
Whether you’re looking for a piece of art that will bring a little smile to you or to a loved one, everything at flora & phrase is made carefully by hand so that nobody else has a piece exactly like yours.
🌱handmade with eco-friendly materials
🌱can be hung on cotton thread or not
If you'd like a different pressed flower, please add the color you would prefer in the "add a note to your order" field when you check out. Looking for a completely customized piece? Click here.
🌱pieces will be mailed within 2-5 business days of an order's placement
🌱orders over $50 ship for free
🌱 for best results, keep pieces out of direct sunlight so that flowers maintain their vibrant colors
🌱 if moving the piece, securely wrap in order to protect the flower and paper
🌱 I could not recommend this shop more!!! However it looks on screen, it's even more beautiful and delicate in person. The pieces were in perfect condition when I got them and I couldn't be happier. — Sara, Oct. 2020
🌱 On time and perfect. This is my second order from this store and I couldn't be happier. I contacted the owner beforehand to see if she could do a poem that wasn't listed and it was no problem at all for her. Great store and great customer service. — Craig, July 2020
🌱 I could not be more satisfied with my product! It is not only exactly as described, but so beautifully crafted. Thank you so much for your artwork, it's truly wonderful :) — Taylor, June 2020
🌱 this piece was EXTREMELY personal & i needed it to be perfect. i messaged them & asked if they did custom pieces. they helped me pick out the right size & flower & even formatted the quote wonderfully. they thought of everything. it shipped so quick & was so beautiful i couldn't believe it. i cant wait to give this gift. — Abigail, Dec. 2019